Friday, October 1, 2010

Sounds like a horror film...

So, I'm filling out Nutella's basketball form, since she wants to try out for the 7th grade team, along with 95% of the 7th grade girls, and here's what it says:

(Sport or Activity) Basketball, by its very nature, poses some inherent risk of a participant being seriously injured.  These injuries could include, but are not limited to, the following:

1. Sprains/strains
2. Fractured bones
3. Cuts/abrasions
4. Unconsciousness
5. Paralysis
6. Disfigurement
7. Head injuries
8. Loss of eyesight
9. Death

Maybe I'll just say no.


Mandy said...

Oh that is hilarious Annie!!! Are you hungry/craving Nutella?

Tara said...

holy cow! that's quite the list of possible injuries, especially considering it's just 7th grade basketball! how rough are these girls? :)

Annie said...

Hope they're not too crazy! But during the last JV football game one of Brian's teammates had to go to the hospital because the other team's player kept grabbing him by the throat. Guess the school's gotta cover their bums!

Ramona said...

Heck, what is this? LDS basketball?

Annie said...

Yeah, church ball or any Fredrick Family sport!

Mandy said...

Oh that is funny Annie. My kids just happen to be eating Nutella when I read this so it made me laugh even harder.

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