No, I haven't maimed myself in the chicken barns, or fallen in a deep, black hole. My children have not tied me up, and I haven't gotten so deep into this book that I haven't resurfaced.
My computer is sick. So I haven't been on it. And you know how I feel about my computer!
My very pregnant sister is here now. We've missed her.
It's been hideously, fiendishly, and down-right freakishly (that's for you, Tara) H-O-T here. I've been perspiring profusely. Or profusely perspiring. However you say it, I've been doing it.
I promise I'll be back soon. It's more than likely. Really.
So don't abandon me!